Monday, March 21, 2011

THE STORY of JAGUAR E-TYPE GATTINO ROSSO (Part II)

To read Part I CLICK HERE.

So in my experience, don't assume that the purchase / pick-up / delivery of your dream car will be a romp. Let your passions help you persevere…

The E-type was waiting for me --well, us, since my fiance Carol agreed to join me (bless her). It took a while to rent a trailer, finally from Unlucky U, for the next weekend. Rented a truck from another, actually competent company. Drove it to UU and the guy shook his head. "Can't have the boss see me hooking our trailer to a competitor's truck." Gimme a break. His solution (!?) was to tape over the name on the door.

Then at the last minute, he wouldn't rent the trailer. "The previous guy lost a ramp on the freeway and it caused a big problem". (Not my problem, pal.) I finally convinced him to rent it. They bolted the huge orange steel ramps in place, and off we went with tape flapping on the doors. It was a long drive down I-5 to Long Beach, with lots of creaks and rattles and clunks to spice up the day and nothing but static on the radio. We got to Mark's parents' place and I took a walk around to make sure everything was fine. It wasn't. One ramp was missing.

I figure there's a 2001-style orange monolith stuck firmly upright in someone's front yard south of Gilroy, the subject of considerable local speculation as to which planet it came from or what religion it represents.

The car looked pretty good, pretty much intact along with a few coffee cans of parts, cam covers in a box, manifold roped in place, a grease-stained copy of Haynes and the original Jag manual. I thought it was cool but Carol was pretty quiet -- wondering why I had gone to so much trouble for a non-running very pale Primrose British coupe that smelled odd. I wrote Mark the check, for a rather small amount (and which pays dividends to this day in low DMV fees) and then confronted the Big Issue: how do we get it on the one-legged trailer?

I did my best diagonal back-up job, putting the wheels in the ditch and the end of the trailer near the hump of the driveway. Mark grabbed his group of high school kids (going on a hike later) and found an old wooden beam in the back of the garage. Along with several other bits and implements, we all wrestled the old girl up the ramp -- gingerly -- and got her centered and eventually strapped down. We had some lunch and joked nervously about the drive and headed north into a major headwind. It was all pretty surreal and I'm glad I didn't know at the time it wouldn't actually move under its own power for 24 years...

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